King Gustav Elgort von Sherbet III, a shining example of the species Betta Splendens.
We are saddened to inform you that our beloved Gus passed away on December 22, 2016. He was nearly two years old, but it was his time. Rest in peace, beloved friend.
I am a male. We males fight one another on sight, just because we're badass. We are the gladiators of the fish world. We also build nests of bubbles and care for our young. How sexy is that?
Don't call me a "beta" or a "beta fish." I will hurt you.
It's "betta." Think of a guy from New England saying "better" and you'll be fine.